El tremendo juez de La Tremenda Corte va a resolver otro tremendo caso...
Leopoldo Fernández, Aníbal de Mar, Mimí Cal, Adolfo Otero y Julito Díaz son los principales de los primeros programas, los que comenzaron por allá por el año 1940, Julito Díaz murió en 1958 y fue reemplazado por Miguel Angel Hernández.
Paqui nos canta canciones antiguas de dominio público o nuevas con la colobaración de Antonio Perán Elvira, Hilario Alonso, Julio Gálvez y Joan Segura alternando con los episodios de La Tremenda Corte y los Anuncios antiguos.
Anuncios antiguos de España, México, Cuba, Chile y algún que otro país alternan también con Paqui y La Tremenda Corte.
Un abogado tomaba el sol en un parque, cuando se le acerca una señora y le pregunta: - ¿Qué hace, doctor? - Aquí robándole unos rayitos al sol. - Ud. siempre trabajando a toda hora, ¿no? - Pregunta: ¿Sabes como salvar a un Abogado que está asfixiándose? - Respuesta: Quitando tus manos de su cuello. - A un viejo se le quemaba la casa. Prestamente un abogado vecino se acercó para apagar el incendio. El viejo - a los gritos exclamó: - vieja no lo dejes entrar, que por lo menos salvemos el terreno!! - ¿Qué diferencia hay entre un abogado y un cuervo? - Que uno es un animal de rapiña, vive de la carroña, de la basura y de lo ajeno. Acecha a sus víctimas y cuando se descuidan, ataca. Primero le come los ojos y después termina de destrozarla... - Y el otro es un inocente pajarito negro.. Un respetable profesor de Derecho le dice a sus alumnos: - Recuerden muchachos, lo más importante cuando se es abogado es saber que algunos casos se ganan y otros se pierden, pero en todos se cobra. A pesar de todo.... FELIZ DIA!!!!!! 29 Agosto 2002 Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi. Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage? They threatened to release one every hour until their demands where met. Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. How are an apple and a lawyer alike? They both look good hanging from a tree. How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side then he lies on the other. How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three. The rest are true stories. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to SCREW a light bulb... If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? What are lawyers good for? They make used car salesmen look good. What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement? Not enough cement. What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers? Skeet. What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor. What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners. What does a lawyer do after sex? Pays the bill. What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead. What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? Taller. _________________________________________________
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